Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Before and after marriage
Before marriage.....
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.
Monday, September 01, 2008
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Kitten of war
The intelligence of animals goes beyond our need for war. It is something we will never ever surpass. (Image taken from http://parentsofdeployed.homestead.com)
Friday, August 29, 2008
Burger King > Big Mac, or so it says.
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Google. Back at one.
Google is numero uno! Best big company to work for. Rank number one.
This is according to the ranking of Fortune Magazine this year. Google is ranked 150 in the Fortune 1000, and gives stock options to 99% of its employees. Why is it number one? Read the previous statement. And add this: GOOG (Google) went past US$700 a share. Go figure.
Gotta pee, hold my fishing rod....
From Yahoo News.
(AP Photo/N. C. Wildlife Resources Commission)
***The makers of the Barbie rod are now claiming the catch.
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Monday, June 18, 2007
Spurs celebrate fourth title
The San Antonio Spurs' black and silver was joined by another color Sunday -- the gold of the team's fourth championship trophy in nine seasons. Lining the banks of San Antonio's famed River Walk, tens of thousands of fans decked out in the Spurs' colors waited in the oppressive heat to catch a glimpse of their favorite players and congratulate the team.
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Spurs one more win away from championship
AP - Manu Ginobili's three free throws in the last 10.4 seconds sealed a 75-72 victory against the Cleveland Cavaliers that gives the San Antonio Spurs a 3-0 lead in the NBA finals.
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
747th home run
Monday, June 11, 2007
Spurs make it 2-0
They've got the superstar center, the speedy point guard and the super sub. The San Antonio Spurs have a trio unlike any other on an NBA team. They're three of a kind who are just two wins from another title. Tony Parker scored 30 points, Manu Ginobili had 25 and Tim Duncan added 23 as the Spurs schooled Cleveland in championship basketball for 3 1/2 quarters, overpowering the Cavaliers 103-92 in...
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Cotto KOs Zab Judah
The Puerto Rican Day parade can't be any better of a show than what Miguel Cotto and Zab Judah put on at a raucous Madison Square Garden. And Cotto gave the sellout crowd what it came for: a knockout of one of its own. The popular Puerto Rican welterweight thrilled his fans, who made up a majority of the filled-to-the-rafters Garden on Saturday night, by stopping Brooklyn's Judah in the 11th round...
Henin wins 3rd consecutive French Open
AP - Justine Henin sat in her chair during a changeover, opened an envelope and pulled out a note bearing the word "Allez" French for "Let's go."
Fighter of the year
Manny Pacquiao received the Boxing Writers Association of America (BWAA) Boxer of the Year award in New York, Los Angeles, according to a report by www.philboxing.com Saturday.
Saturday, June 09, 2007
No chess, arnis in Thai SEAG
MANILA, Philippines—Chess and arnis, considered Philippine strongholds in the Southeast Asian Games, won’t be included in the SEA Games calendar in Thailand this December.
Friday, June 08, 2007
It's San Antonio in Game 1
LeBron James finally scaled the big stage, and like a bunch of burly bouncers, the San Antonio Spurs tossed him off it. Welcome to the NBA finals, young fella. James couldn't solve San Antonio's stifling defense and the pick-and-rolling Spurs, as fundamental and selfless as ever, outclassed Cleveland in an 85-76 victory in Game 1 on Thursday night.
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Riis stripped of Tour de France title
The Tour de France no longer considers Bjarne Riis the winner of the 1996 race after the Danish cyclist admitted using performance-enhancing drugs. "We have removed him from the list" because of the doping admission, Tour spokesman Philippe Sudres said Thursday. "We consider philosophically that he can no longer claim to have won." Riis, now retired, admitted last month that he used the...
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Sharapova reaches French open semis for the first time
(AFP) - Russia's Maria Sharapova reacts after beating compatriot Anna Chakvetadze during their French Open quarter-final at Roland Garros in Paris. Sharapova has reached her first French Open semi-final at the fifth attempt by defeating Chakvetadze 6-3, 6-4.(AFP/Thomas Coex)
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
2012 Olympics Logo
(AFP) - The logo for the 2012 Olympic Games -- a jagged emblem in bold colours designed to define the image of the Games in five years time -- has been unveiled in London. Critics immediately condemned it as "hideous" and a waste of money.(AFP/Shaun Curry)
Sunday, June 03, 2007
Williams moves on
Serena Reaches Quarters at French Open
(AP/Newsvine) Serena Williams overcame two breaks in the second set to beat Dinara Safina of Russia 6-2, 6-3 Sunday and reach the quarterfinals of the French Open.
Williams, an eight-time Grand Slam champion who is trying to win her second title at Roland Garros, took a 4-0 lead in the first set, but struggled at times in the second.
Ibragimov wins over Shannon Briggs
Impossible but true!
AP - As his teammates danced and carried on while wearing baseball caps and T-shirts proclaiming "Champions," LeBron James walked around in a daze with a smile etched across his face. "This is like a dream," he said, shaking his head. "This is probably the best feeling that I've ever had in my life." An entire city felt the same.