Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Before and after marriage
(From my friend, Cielo Jao)
Before marriage.....
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.
Before marriage.....
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.
Monday, September 01, 2008
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Kitten of war
The intelligence of animals goes beyond our need for war. It is something we will never ever surpass. (Image taken from http://parentsofdeployed.homestead.com)
Friday, August 29, 2008
Burger King > Big Mac, or so it says.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3020/2760055381_db21143a3b.jpg?v=1219789353
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Google. Back at one.
Google is numero uno! Best big company to work for. Rank number one.
This is according to the ranking of Fortune Magazine this year. Google is ranked 150 in the Fortune 1000, and gives stock options to 99% of its employees. Why is it number one? Read the previous statement. And add this: GOOG (Google) went past US$700 a share. Go figure.
Gotta pee, hold my fishing rod....
From Yahoo News.
(AP Photo/N. C. Wildlife Resources Commission)
***The makers of the Barbie rod are now claiming the catch.
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